Funny Quotes about Lying - Page 3
Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.
— Steven Soderbergh
Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him.
— Samuel Butler
It takes a wise man to handle a lie, a fool had better remain honest.
— Norman Douglas
If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.
— Zohar
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
— Logan Pearsall Smith
If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.
— Leroy ''Satchel'' Paige
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
— A. A. Milne
If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it.
— Billy Boy Franklin
I should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms.
— Voltaire
I keep reading between the lies.
— Goodman Ace
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