Funny Quotes About Marriage - Page 2

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
        — Billy Sunday

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
        — Alexander Pope

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
        — Donald H. Mcgannon

The way to fight your wife is with your hat - Grab it and run
        — Anon

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
        — Woody Allen

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
        — Groucho Marx

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
        — Bill Cosby

One fool at least in every married couple.
        — Henry Fielding

No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.
        — Anon

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
        — Rodney Dangerfield