Funny Quotes about Money
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
— John Barrymore
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.
— Oscar Wilde
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
— Yogi Berra
When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.
— Harvey MacKay
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
— Artemus Ward
What's the quickest way to become a millionaire? Borrow fivers off everyone you meet.
— Richard Branson
There are people who have money and people who are rich.
— Coco Chanel
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
— Kin Hubbard
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
— Johnny Carson
The most valuable of all human possessions, next to a superior and disdainful air, is the reputation of being well-to-do.
— H. L. Mencken
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
— Warren Buffett
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