Funny Quotes about Money - Page 4
It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money.
— PJ O'Rourke
It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
— Albert Camus
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.
— Joe E. Lewis
If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
— Bill Earle
If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
— Katharine Hepburn
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
— Benjamin Franklin
If you want him to mourn, you had best leave him nothing.
— Marcus Valerius Martial
If you marry for money, you will surely earn it.
— Ezra Bowen
I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else’s pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.
— Lenny Bruce
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
— Bill Hoest
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