Funny Quotes about Money - Page 6
Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.
— Alan Ayckbourn
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
— Bob Hope
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Don't be too busy earning a living to make any money.
— Joe Karbo
Blood's not thicker than money.
— Groucho Marx
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
— Joey Adams
And knowing money is a root of evil, in Christian charity, he'd take away whatever things may hinder your salvation.
— Moliere (Tartuffe)
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
— W. C. Fields
A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
— Yogi Berra
A fool and her money are soon courted.
— Helen Rowland
A billion here, a billion there, and soon you're talking about real money.
— Everett M. Dirksen
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