Funny Quotes About Mothers - Page 2

Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.
        — Erich Fromm

Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.
        — Norman Douglas

Mothers are the most instinctive philosophers.
        — Harriet Beecher Stowe

Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.
        — Rebecca West

Most of all the other beautiful things in life come by twos and threes by dozens and hundreds. Plenty of roses, stars, sunsets, rainbows, brothers, and sisters, aunts and cousins, but only one mother in the whole world.
        — Kate Douglas Wiggin

Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
        — American Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face.
        — George Eliot

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''
        — Erma Bombeck

I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education which I received from my mother.
        — George Washington

God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers
        — Jewish Proverb