Funny Quotes About Mothers - Page 3

Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother.
        — W. Somerset Maugham

Clearly, society has a tremendous stake in insisting on a woman's natural fitness for the career of mother: the alternatives are all too expensive.
        — Ann Oakley

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
        — Mildred B. Vermont

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
        — Spanish Proverb

All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. No man is poor who has a godly mother.
        — Abraham Lincoln

All mothers are working mothers.
        — Unknown

A mother is not a person to lean on but person to make leaning unnecessary.
        — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
        — Tenneva Jordan

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
        — Irish proverb

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
        — Unknown