Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
        —Douglas Adams

A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
        —John Capozzi

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
        —Lord Samuel

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone.
        —Robert Frost

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just have one thing to say to the authors of that study: Duh.
        —Conan O'Brien

About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
        —Herbert Hoover

All who wander are not lost.
        —J. R. R. Tolkien

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
        —Dave Barry

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
        —Mark Twain

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.
        —Unknown Author

Always listen to the experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
        —Robert Heinlein

Words of Wisdom:

  • Before you shake your head, make sure you do.
  • The important thing is to not stop questioning.
  • It is necessary always to expect when you're desperate, and doubting when expected.
  • Why call it love when they mean sex?
  • A stumble may prevent a fall.
  • Give not only superfluous, give your heart.
  • There is no better mirror that reflects the image of man than his words.
  • Anyway what you think, I think it's best to speak with good words.
  • Words are like leaves; when abundant, little fruit between them.
  • Tell me what you think you are and tell you what you are not.