Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 15

Wit is educated insolence.
        —Aristotle

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
        —Dick Van Dyke

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Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift - which is why they call it the present.
        —Bill Keane

You can observe a lot by watching.
        —Yogi Berra

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.
        —Ronald Reagan

You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
        —Mark Twain

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
        —Ethel Barrymore

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
        —Anonymous

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
        —Ellen Degeneres

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
        —Robin Williams

Words of Wisdom:

  • A large part of men has no inner life than his words, and feelings are reduced to an oral existence.
  • There is no love without sexual instinct. Love uses of this instinct as a brutal force, as the brig uses wind.
  • Every man is like the Moon: with a dark side that no one teaches.
  • Asking questions is proof that thought.
  • In a forest two roads diverged, and I ... I took the one less traveled. This made all the difference.
  • Sometimes it is better to shut up and go for a fool, than open your mouth and prove it.
  • The most noble of man has an open mind and without prejudices. The inferior man is biased and lacks an open mind.
  • I would not want others do unto you, do not do to others.
  • The real meaning of things is trying to say the same things in different words.
  • Overcome and forgive, is to win twice.