Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 2

Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
        —Unknown Author

Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
        —Soupy Sales

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
        —Karl Marx

Creating success is tough but keeping it is tougher.
        —Pete Roseg

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
        —Erma Bombeck

Doubt is the father of invention.
        —Galileo

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
        —Laurence J. Peter

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail... then he has a weakend.
        —June Carter Cash

Everyone knows what a hypocrite is... That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
        —Zig Ziglar

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
        —Bob Wells

For fast acting relief try slowing down.
        —Lily Tomlin

Words of Wisdom:

• Lucky is the man who laughs at himself, and that reason will never lack for entertainment.
• If we spoke Spanish only and exclusively on what we know, there would be a great silence that would allow us to think.
• Who makes us laugh is a comedian. Who makes us think and then laugh is a comedian.
• A good much of the art of speaking well is knowing lie gracefully.
• Need to know about listening.
• Dig the well before you are thirsty.
• He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but that question remains a fool forever.
• Blessed are those who have nothing to say, and resisting the temptation to say.
• Better a fallen rocket that had not shined ever.
• By refusing to accept a higher power immutable beyond us, we have filled the vacuum to blow personal imperatives and, suddenly, our life has become frightening.