Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 5
It is better to be patient, than it is to become one.
—Author unknown
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
—Gore Vidal
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
—Bobby Jones
It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos.
—McClenahan
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
—Robert Benchley
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
—Albert Einstein
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
—Charles Schultz
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
—Henny Youngman
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
—Ann Landers
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
—Lewis Grizzard
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
—Broderick Crawford
Words of Wisdom:
- The men fear sex more than women.
- Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
- What I hate most is that I ask forgiveness before pisarme.
- The more you divide the obstacles are easier to overcome.
- The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living.
- Heaven, hell and the whole world is in us.
- Never get angry by what people ask me, but for what I denied.
- What some men harder to forgive a woman is to be comforted being mocked by them.
- So far we have lost the belief, the reason we lost. Both have the same primary and authoritative status. Both test methods are, in turn, did not admit to being tested. And in the act of destroying the idea of divine authority, we ruin that human authority that we can not dispense or even to admit that two plus two equals four.
- Say little, but wrong, it's much talk.