Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 6

Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.
        —Albert Camus

Many hands make the light work.
        —Leroy W. Jones

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
        —Zig Ziglar

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
        —Alexander Woollcott

Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by others.
        —Charles Caleb Colton

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
        —Beverly Nichols

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
        —Bertrand Russell

Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
        —Mark Twain

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
        —Montaigne

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
        —Woody Allen

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father.
        —Roger von Oech

Words of Wisdom:

• Serve a hundred times, Nega one, and no one will remember more than your denial.
• There is a language beyond words VAMAS.
• "They say ".... is already half-lie.
• Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, fails to prove it with their words.
• Treat a man as he is, and will remain what it is, treat him as you can and should be, and become what it can and should be.
• If you talk bad about you is worse.
• Say what you feel, feel what we say, match the words with the mind.
• Of two evils choose not none.
• Three faculties in man: the reason that clarifies and dominates the guts or courage to act and obey the senses.
• In the mouth the fish die and Oscar Wilde.