Funny Quotes about Negotiation

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You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
        — Al Capone

When a man says that he approves something in principal, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it in practice.
        — Otto Von Bismarck

We cannot negotiate with those who say, "What's mine is mine and what's yours is negotiable."
        — John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The one sure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.
        — Konrad Adenauer

The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.
        — Orlando A. Battista

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
        — Albert Einstein

Never forget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes on and on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
        — Lance Morrow

Never cut what you can untie.
        — Joseph Joubert

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
        — W. C. Fields

My father said: ''You must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let the other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for always making all the money, you won't have many deals.''
        — J. Paul Getty

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