Funny Quotes about Neighbors - Page 2
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own.
—Harry S. Truman
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.
—Eric Hoffer
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
—Pietro Aretino
If you injure your neighbor, better not do it by halves.
—George Bernard Shaw
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
—Billy Wilder
Good fences make good neighbors.
—Robert Frost
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?
—Jane Austen
Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.
—Jane Austen
A nation is a society united by a delusion about it's ancestry and by common hatred of it's neighbors.
—Dean William R. Inge
A good neighbor sometimes cuts your morning up to mince-meat of the very smallest talk, then helps to sugar her bohea at night with your reputation.
—Elizabeth Barrett Browning
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
—Arthur Baer
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