Funny Quotes About People

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
        —Chris Rock

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.
        —Ronald Reagan

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
        —Oscar Wilde

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.
        —Otto von Bismarck

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
        —Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
        —Ron Nesen

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
        —George S. Patton

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
        —Noel Coward

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
        —Benny Hill

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
        —Benjamin Franklin