Funny Quotes About People - Page 2

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
        —Abraham Lincoln

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
        —George Orwell

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
        —Jerry Seinfield

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
        —Robert Frost

A long time ago a bunch of people reached a general consensus as to what's real and what's not and most of us have been going along with it ever since.
        —Charles de Lint quotes (Celtic folk musician and story teller, b.1951)

All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.
        —Cyril Connolly quotes (English critic and editor, 1903-1974)

All human beings have an innate need to hear and tell stories and to have a story to live by. religion, whatever else it has done, has provided one of the main ways of meeting this abiding need.
        —Harvey Cox quotes

Few people know so clearly what they want. Most people can't even think what to hope for when they throw a penny in a fountain.
        —Barbara Kingsolver quotes (American Writer and Activist. b.1955)

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
        —Robert Frost quotes (American poet, 1874-1963)

I always feel sorry for people who think more about a rainy day ahead than sunshine today.
        —Rae Foley quotes