Funny Quotes About People - Page 8

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person.
        —Frank Barron quotes

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
        —William Clayton quotes

The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.
        —Agatha Christie quotes (English Detective, Novelist and Playwright, 1890-1976)

The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul.
        —Rona Barrett quotes (American Journalist. Gossip Columnist since 1957 wrote Rona Barrett's Gossip 1974 which sold over one million copies. b.1936)

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.
        —Rabindranath Tagore quotes (Indian Poet, Playwright and Essayist, Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1913, 1861-1941)

The only real people are the people who never existed.
        —Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.
        —Ernest Hemingway quotes (American novelist and short-story writer, Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1954, 1899-1961)

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
        —Keipo Voltaire quotes (French Philosopher and Writer. One of the greatest of all French authors, 1694-1778)

The people and circumstances around me do not make me what I am, they reveal who I am.
        —Laura Schlessinger quotes

The people are hungry: It is because those in authority eat up too much in taxes.
        —Lao Tzu quotes (Chinese taoist Philosopher, founder of Taoism, wrote Tao Te Ching (also The Book of the Way). 600 BC-531 BC)