Funny Quotes about Politics
You've got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one.
— Will Rogers
You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.
— Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
— Ambrose Bierce
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
— Bill Maher
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
— Will Rogers
There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
— Will Rogers
There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
— Will Rogers
There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.
—Fiorello La Guardia
The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.
— Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
The principal purpose of the Democratic Party is to use the force of government to take property away from the people who earn it and give it to people who do not.
— Neal Boortz
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
— Oscar Levant
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