Funny Quotes about Politics - Page 3
It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than Democrats.
— Stewart Alsop
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
— H. L. Mencken
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
— Ambrose Bierce
I like that about the Republicans; the evidence does not faze them, they are not bothered at all by the facts.
— Bill Clinton
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
— Adlai E. Stevenson
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
— Dan Quayle
I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
— Will Durst
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
— H. L. Mencken
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
— Will Rogers
Dressing is a matter of taste, and I've met very few Republicans with good taste.
— Willie Brown
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