Funny Quotes About Retirement

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
        —Abe Lemons

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
        —Harry Emerson Fosdick

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
        —Bernard M. Baruch

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
        —Voltaire

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
        —Chi Chi Rodriguez

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
        —Bette Davis

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.
        —Louis Armstrong

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
        —Robert Half quotes

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
        —George F. Burns