Funny Quotes About Retirement - Page 2

Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it
        —Charles de Saint-Evremond

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
        —Gail Sheehy

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not
        —Richard Armour

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
        —George Foreman

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy
        —Danny McGoorty

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.
        —Samuel Johnson

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth
        —Mason Cooley

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
        —Margaret Mead

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
        —Dwight L. Moody