Funny Quotes About Sex
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
— Lillian Day
A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.
— Monica Piper
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
— Mignon McLaughlin
A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.
— Jerry Seinfeld
A terrible thing happened to me last night again-nothing.
— Phyllis Diller
Ah, yes, divorce-from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
— Aldous Huxley
Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex.
— Geoff Spear
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
— Scott Roeben