Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 11

Lead me not into temptation-I can find the way myself.
        — Rita Mae Brown

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
        — Anonymous

Losing my virginity was a career move.
        — Madonna

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin. It's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
        — S. J. Perlman

Love is the answer; but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
        — Woody Allen

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
        — Samuel Johnson

My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.
        — Joan Rivers

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
        — Emo Philips

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.
        — Bill Kelly