Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 19

Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed.
        — Shakespeare

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
        — Scott Roeben

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
        — Scott Roeben

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
        — Ken Hammond

What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap.
        — James Agate

What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap.
        — James Agate

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
        — Matt Groening

When choosing between evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
        — Mae West

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
        — Groucho Marx