Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 5

Her kisses left something to be desired-the rest of her.
        — Anonymous

Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
        — Sam Austin

Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.
        — Marilyn Sokol

I always thought music was more important than sex-then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.
        — Jackie Mason

I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
        — Dudley Moore

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
        — Woody Allen

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
        — Steve Martin

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
        — George Burns

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
        — Groucho Marx