Funny Quotes about Smoking
To smoke is human; to smoke cigars is divine.
—Anon
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
—Mark Twain
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
—Katharine Whitehorn
The end of a good smoke is a little saddening. In some regard, it's a bit like losing a best friend who had time to sit and listen.
—ZenWarrior
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.
—Sigmund Freud
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
—Malcolm Potts, MD
If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.
—Zino Davidoff
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
—George Burns
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
—Mark Twain
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