Funny Quotes about Stupidity

You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.
        — Charlie Acord

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.
        — Franz Grillparzer

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
        — Oscar Wilde

What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.
        — Arthur Schopenhauer

What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.
        — George Bernard Shaw

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
        — Benjamin Franklin

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
        — Voltaire

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
        — Gustave Flaubert

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
        — Abraham Lincoln