Funny Quotes about Swearing
When angry count four; when very angry, swear.
— Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
— Mark Twain
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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.
— Mark Twain
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.
—Mark Twain
Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.
— Ambrose Bierce
Profanity is the crutch of a conversational cripple.
— Jay Alexander
Many a man's profanity has saved him from a nervous breakdown.
— Henry S. Haskins
Let us swear while we may, for in Heaven it will not be allowed.
— Mark Twain
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
— Mark Twain
It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.
— William Shakespeare
In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
— George Carlin
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