Funny Quotes about Swearing - Page 2
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
—Horace G. Hutchinson
If I have to sit in the corner for sayin' it, at least you could tell me what it means !
—Dennis the Menace
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
—Jane Wagner
I don't think a little kid should be punished for somethin' he learned from a parrot !
—Dennis the Menace
He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball !
—Dennis the Menace
Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.
—Ernest Hemingway
Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.
—George Farquhar
Dear God, There's something I wanted to ask you... what was all that thundering and lightening about last night ?
—Dennis the Menace
Cursing is invoking the assistance of a spirit to help you inflict suffering. Swearing on the other hand, is invoking, only the witness of a spirit to an statement you wish to make.
—John Ruskin
Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day.
—Richard Sheridan
A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?
—Jonathan Swift
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