Funny Quotes about Vacations

Too much work, and no vacation,
Deserves at least a small libation.
So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses;
Work's the curse of the drinking classes.
        —Oscar Wilde

Sunshine is my quest.
        — Winston Churchill

No vacation goes unpunished.
        — Karl A. Hakkarainen

No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.
        — Elbert Hubbard

In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship.
        — Judy Carter (The Comedy Bible)

If you want to visit Paris, the best time to go is during August, when there aren't any French people there.
        — Kenneth Stilling

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
        — Kin Hubbard

I hate vacations. If you can build buildings, why sit on the beach?
        — Philip Johnson

Fish don't applaud.
        — Bob Hope (Commenting on why he cut his cruise vacation short)

College is the longest vacation you will ever take.
        — Dan Indante/Karl Marks (The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks)

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
        — Steven Wright

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
        — Earl Wilson

A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work.
        — Morris Fishbein

VACATION: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
        —Sam Ewing

Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.
        —Unknown