Funny Quotes about Weddings
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
—Helen Rowland
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
—Don Fraser
A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'
—James Thurber
A light heart lives long.
—William Shakespeare
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
—Edgar Watson Howe
An old man who marries a young wife grows younger, but she grows older.
—Folk saying
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
—Mae West
Don't threaten me with love, Baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.
—Billie Holiday
I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.
—Frank Zappa
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I'm supposed to do...I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting.
—Many attributions
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
—Rita Rudner
I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.
—Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
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