Funny Quotes about Weddings - Page 3
Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again.
—Anonymous
The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure.
—Saul Bellow
The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.
—Chamfort
The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all.
—Charlotte Perkins Gilman
There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged.
—Anonymous
There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.
—Lily Tomlin
Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.
—Yiddish proverb
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
—H.L. Mencken
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
—Woody Allen, Love and Death
What female heart can despise gold?
—Thomas Gray
Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?
—Mickey Rooney
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
—Dolly Parton
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