Witty Quotes

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
        — Helen Keller

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
        — Unknown

640K ought to be enough for everybody.
        — Bill Gates, 1981

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
        — Bob Edwards

A meeting is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
        — Fred Allen

A very short one.
        — Jeanne Calment, Oldest known living person, 120, commenting on what sort of future she anticipated.

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.
        — Unknown.

After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
        — Italian proverb

All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
        — Samuel Butler

An expert is an ordinary fellow from another town.
        — J. Vernon McGee