Witty Quotes - Page 4

If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
        —Anonymous

If we just worry about the big picture, we are powerless. So my secret is to start right away doing whatever little work I can do. I try to give joy to one person in the morning, and remove the suffering of one person in the afternoon... That is the secret. Start right now.
        —Sister Chan Khong

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
        —Albert Einstein

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
        —Jack Handey

If you think education is expensive, try Ignorance.
        —Andy McIntyre

If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas; you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man.
        —Fyodor Dostoyevski

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,...sleep late.
        —Henny Youngman

It is difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you
        —Cort Flint

It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
        —Russian proverb

It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
        —Oliver Wendell Holmes