Funny Quotes About Women - Page 2

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
        —Lord Byron

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
        —Steve Martin

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
        —Laurence Sterne

The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
        —Colleen McCullough

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
        —Edgar Watson Howe

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
        —Jay Leno (as he had his arms around Curvaceous cook Nigella Lawson)

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
        —Les Dawson

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
        —Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966)

Man has will, but woman has her way.
        —Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
        —Tallulah Bankhead