Funny Quotes About Work - Page 3

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
        — Charles Lamb

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
        — Sam Ewing

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
        — Edgar Bergen

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
        — Demetri Martin

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
        — Leslie Nielsen

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
        — Robert Frost

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
        — Jimmy Durante

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
        — Christopher Hampton

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
        — Steve Martin

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
        — Dennis Miller