Short Funny Quotes

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
        — Robin Williams

You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.
        — Benjamin Franklin

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
        — Colette

You' re not famous until my mother has heard of you.
        — Jay Leno

You never become a howling success by just howling.
        — Bob Harrington

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
        — Bonnie Prudden

You can't eat your friends and have them too.
        — Budd Schulberg

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
        — Henny Youngman

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
        — Henry David Thoreau

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
        — Aldous Huxley

Words of Wisdom:

• It is better to travel filled with hope to reach.
• Hope and fear are inseparable and there is fear without hope nor hope without fear.
• Desire, accompanied by the idea of satisfying itself, is called hope; stripped of that understanding, despair.
• Hope makes you shake your arms shipwrecked in the middle of the water, even if you do not see land anywhere.
• My dear faithful was hoping that I usually cheat and not let me.
• The hope, despite his deception, serves at least to take us to the end of existence for a pleasant way.
• Our calculations always come out wrong entering their fear or hope.
• Never be late to seek a better and more again if in the effort we put courage and hope.
• Each child, at birth, brings the message that God is still not lost hope in men.
• Each morning there is a poem of hope alive, and, in lying down, think it will dawn.