Short Funny Quotes - Page 15

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.
— Steven Soderbergh

Love thy neighbor -- but don't pull down your hedge.
— Benjamin Franklin

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
— Henry Louis Mencken

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
— Robert Frost

Love - A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
— Ambrose Bierce

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.
— Ludwig Borne

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face.
— George Eliot

Let us swear while we may, for in Heaven it will not be allowed.
— Mark Twain

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Words of Wisdom:

Not look solemn definitions of freedom. She is only this: Responsibility.
Freedom is obedience to the law that has set oneself.
Free countries are those that are respected human rights and where the laws, therefore, are fair.
Freedom is not the fruit that grows in all climates, and is therefore not available to all people.
If they give you ruled paper, write from behind.
They want to be free and do not know to be fair!
The most difficult to preserve liberty is to be wrong.
The history of liberty is the fight to limit government power.
Blessed be chaos, because it is symptom free.
For freedom, gift as precious as she knows who to give life.