Short Funny Quotes - Page 17

It takes two to speak truth -- one to speak, and another to hear.
        — Henry David Thoreau

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.
        — Eddie Cantor

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
        — Ladies Home Journal

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
        — Mark Twain

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
        — George Bernard Shaw

It is a very dangerous thing to know one's friends.
        — Oscar Wilde

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
        — Samuel Levenson

Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.
        — Cary Grant

Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
        — Nathaniel Emmons

In this world truth can wait; she is used to it.
        — Douglas William Jerrold

Words of Wisdom:

  • Freedom is not only possible in countries where law prevails over the passions.
  • A people is not truly free while freedom is not rooted in their customs and identified with them.
  • Freedom from fantasy is no escape into unreality, is creation and daring.
  • To be human is to be free. The sense of history is that we become real men.
  • Only the freedom which submits to the Truth leads the human person to his true good. The good of the individual is to be in the Truth and the Truth perform.
  • Moral freedom is the only freedom really important.
  • To preserve freedom, death, which is the last of evils, not to be feared.
  • Freedom is unique, provided there is freedom plural.
  • In the modern world, freedom is the opposite of reality, but is nonetheless ideal.
  • Oh, sweet name of liberty!