Short Funny Quotes - Page 19

If you marry for money, you will surely earn it.
        — Ezra Bowen

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.
        — George Bernard Shaw

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.
        — Thomas Fuller

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
        — Will Rogers

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
        — Dean Martin

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
        — Albert Einstein

If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
        — Dan Quayle

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
        — Charles Dickens

If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
        — The Bible

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
        — Will Rogers

Words of Wisdom:

• Please produce any less permanent gratitude the gift of freedom, especially among those people who are willing to misuse it.
• The freedom of the new world is the hope of the universe.
• The social order in exchange for freedom is a bad deal.
• In England, freedom is a kind of idol. When people are taught to love and believe in it, but he sees very few of their results. The people can move freely, but within high walls.
• For a republican and free country is not enough to say what their constitution, it is necessary to allow their intelligence and current status.
• In those days I learned where to interrupt the discussion to which lie does not become and where resistance has to begin to safeguard freedom.
• Giving up our freedom is to renounce our quality of men, and with this to every duty of humanity.
• My profession is to be free.
• When there is freedom, everything else left over.
• The countries are not cultivated because of its fertility, but because of their freedom.