Short Funny Quotes - Page 2

Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths
        — Anon

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
        — Abigail Van Buren

Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
        — Anatole France

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
        — Benjamin Franklin

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
        — John Barrymore

Where there is no law there is no transgression.
        — Bible

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
        — Otto Von Bismarck

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.
        — Mark Twain

What you cannot enforce, do not command.
        — Sophocles

What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.
        — Arthur Schopenhauer

Words of Wisdom:

• Hope is a flowering tree that sways gently to the breath of illusions.
• A ship should not sail with a single anchor, nor life on a single hope.
• Where one door closes, another opens.
• While there's life there's hope.
• The same hope is no longer bliss when accompanied by impatience.
• The sun has not been seen yet.
• Hope is a vital stimulant well above chance.
• Hope is a Christian virtue which consists in neglecting all the miserable things of this world in hopes of enjoying, in an unknown country, unknown pleasures that priests are promised for our money.
• The hope is neither reality nor fantasy. It is like the ways of the earth: on earth there were no roads, have been made by the large number of bystanders.
• Hope is the only common good to all men who have lost everything still possess.