Short Funny Quotes - Page 29

Bed is the poor man's opera.
        — Italian Proverb

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
        — H. L. Mencken

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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
        — Voltaire

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm.
        — Publilius Syrus

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
        — Franklin P. Jones

And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in masquerade.
        — Lord Byron

And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
        — Rudyard Kipling

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
        — Spanish Proverb

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
        — Abraham Lincoln

All mothers are working mothers.
        — Unknown

Words of Wisdom:

  • All men are made of the same clay, but not in the same mold.
  • One word strikes deeper than a sword.
  • I do not find myself when I look over me. I am surprised when I least expect it.
  • Who fears to ask, ashamed to learn.
  • What you should say, before saying to another, ditelo yourself.
  • Do not know, has never produced good results. I'll try to do so, almost always has done wonders. I will, has achieved miracles.
  • Believe it possible something is true.
  • There are those who give with joy and that joy is their reward.
  • When you want to know something, the best thing you can do is ask.
  • The man who can not speak does not know either silenced.