Short Funny Quotes - Page 3

What I tell you three times is true.
        — Lewis Carroll

We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
        — John F. Kennedy

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We are all born mad. Some remain so.
        — Samuel Beckett

War is a poor chisel to carve out tomorrow.
        — Martin Luther King Jr.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
        — Bertrand Russell

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
        — Billy Sunday

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction.
        — Lord Byron

Truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
        — Flannery O'Connor

Truth -- An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.
        — Ambrose Bierce

Words of Wisdom:

  • In adversity a person is saved by hope.
  • What is the dream of those who are awake?. Hope.
  • There is never as much as when they hope.
  • The hope that lives, dies of feeling.
  • The old hope is hardest to lose.
  • Who has lost all hope has lost fear: so does the word "desperate".
  • Although we have the evidence that we have to live constantly in the obscurdad and darkness, without aim, without end, we must have hope.
  • The demise of a great hope is like the setting sun: it dies with the splendor of our life.
  • Without hope is unexpected.
  • Of equal skill arises equality of hope in achieving our aims.