Short Funny Quotes - Page 30
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
— Homer Simpson
Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.
— Andrew V. Mason
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
— Joseph Stalin
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
— W. C. Fields
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
— W.H. Auden
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
— Albert Einstein
A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
— Yogi Berra
A man's kiss is his signature.
— Mae West
A man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
— Julius Robert Oppenheimer
A leader is a dealer in hope.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
Words of Wisdom:
- If you want happiness of others, be compassionate. If you want your own happiness, be compassionate.
- No matter how long the storm, the sun always shines again in the clouds.
- It is necessary to wait, but the hope has to always be frustrated, for hope itself is a joy, and their failures, which are frequent, are less dreadful than its extinction.
- At the heart of every winter living a vibrant spring, and behind every night, comes a smiling dawn.
- If I knew that tomorrow the world ends, I still today would plant a tree.
- If I help one person to have hope, I have not lived in vain.
- Hope is the dream of the waking man.
- Hope is the worst of evils, for prolonging the torment of man.
- If the morning reveals no to new joys and night if we do not have any hope, is it worth it to dress and undress?
- Hopelessness is based on what we know, that's nothing, and hope we do not know what that's all.