Short Funny Quotes - Page 6

There are more fools in the world than there are people.
— Heinrich Heine

The way to fight your wife is with your hat - Grab it and run
— Anon

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
— Mal Pancoast

The trouble with law is lawyers.
— Clarence Darrow

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
— Bertrand Russell

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
— Sun Tzu

The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him.
— Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
— George Orwell

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.
— H. L. Mencken

Words of Wisdom:

Every man lives only by what you expect.
Providence has given us the dream and hope as compensation to the cares of life.
Hope sustains us, but as on a tightrope.
Not to be pessimistic nor hope.
It should be open to all Colombians a certain hope, a chance operating a legitimate expectation.
Hope has helped to lose the human race.
Hope is a great forger.
The chains of slavery only tie the hands is mind which makes men free or slave.
If you have no inner freedom, what else you expect to have freedom?
Man is born free, responsible and no excuses.