Short Funny Quotes - Page 9

Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.
        — Heraclitus of Ephesus

Stolen kisses require an accomplice.
        — Texas Bix Bender

Statistics are no substitute for judgment.
        — Henry Clay

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
        — Albert Einstein

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
        — Lily Tomlin

Some people are born to fatness. Others have to get there.
        — Les Murray

So little time and so little to do.
        — Oscar Levant

Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.
        — Sigmund Freud

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
        — Oliver Wendell Homes

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
        — Charles Caleb Colton

Words of Wisdom:

• We are not free to refuse to accept anything greater than ourselves, but by accepting what is actually above us.
• More difficult to maintain the balance of freedom to bear the burden of tyranny.
• Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Freedom consists not in doing what you want, but what to do.
• Freedom is not an end but a means to develop our strengths.
• Freedom can not be fruitful for the people who have blood on his forehead.
• I came to America because I heard that in this country there was a great, great freedom. I made a mistake in selecting America as a land of liberty, and is an error in the balance of my life I can no longer compensate.
• In the flag of freedom on board the greatest love of my life.
• No one is more slave than that is free is not.
• Freedom of conscience is understood today, not only as the freedom to believe whatever you want, but also to propagate this belief.